Hermans and Webbers

I’m introducing two terms, Hermans and Webbers, to the greater rabble. Look just play along.

A Herman is a male who is completely artless at the art of social interaction, especially when sexy time is desired. A Herman is closely related to a geek or nerd but isn’t necessarily good at anything like science, math, or Star Trek. A typical Herman move is to wait just outside a club bathroom for the object of desire to come out, then make small talk. This actually happened.

A Webber is a white person. The term is based on Webers Bread which is mass producingly cheap, uniform, pasty, and tasteless. And white people love it, or loved it. It suits white people perfectly.